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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:37
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Still no good.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
No way
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
What do most wives fantasize about?
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...